at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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