I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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