that's an acceptable place to lick
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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