Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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