How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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