I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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