Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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