Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
he had hair everywhere except his balls
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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