I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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