we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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