Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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