38 yer olds are good kisserssss
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just had sex on a roof
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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