Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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