yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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