Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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