And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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