i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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