i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Farmville is her only friend.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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