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Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"

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i just had sex bonerless

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i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!

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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy

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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.

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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background

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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding

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Can I have him when you're done?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.

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My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7

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