Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
