my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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