It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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