I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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