hotel room ftw
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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