He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
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