please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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