Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Randomize
