Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
