he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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