Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Never joke about your clitoris.
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