i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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