Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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