What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Randomize
