why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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