haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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