I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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