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Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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