great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
dude. I can hear the air.
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