ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
don't judge my taste in strippers
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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