I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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