I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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