I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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