what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
