She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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