Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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