I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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