he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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