I accidentally had phone sex last night
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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