I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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