he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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