omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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